It's been 200 long years... Should we take another whack at conquering Canada from the queen? I think we could win this time.

Canada may be a soveregn nation, technically. But is there any legitimate reason to allow our neighbors to continue living under the usurping Hanoverian monarchy. Let Freedom Ring!

It is a disheartening embarrassment that we allow our fellow anglophones to toil under classist oppression, siting in the cold, given the 'democratic' choice between which set of an interrelated oligarchy, which set of candidates handpicked from closed door meetings, they want to administer for the queen.

but leave the Quebecois independent, who would want to be associated with them? Plus you can't trust them, as George Patton clearly saw -- 'I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.'

Is this a joke? Are you being serious?

yes

So no part of the OP was sarcastic or a joke?

Well you Yanks thought you could roll over us twice before and failed miserably but never let history teach you anything. Brock and Tecumseh at Fort Detroit bitches, Canada 2 - USA 0.

I can see getting spanked by Canada being the final nail in the coffin of the crumbling American empire. Make for great TV too.