The best way to catch a Wolpertinger, according to legend, is to be a beautiful young woman (or be in the company of one), since Wolpertingers have a weakness for female beauty. The woman should go out into a forest at night while the moon is full and find a secluded nook where a Wolpertinger is likely to be. Hopefully, the creature will soon reveal itself. When it does the woman should expose her breasts. This will cause the Wolpertinger to instantly fall into a stupor, allowing it to easily be bagged.
Well, remember that we DO have the "Early Adapters", which is a special label only the very oldest of old timers carry (it means they were on our very first version of this board, then migrated from there to the "poo stain"* era board, and then finally to this one. We decided when we made the first move that anyone with us then deserved to be forever acknowledged for it).
10,000 posts....hmmm ( I sense a mad dash of those near enough to 10,000 as they see the finish line all of a sudden making hundreds of frivolous comments to get their post count up )